Big-shot ad exec Dan Steele feels entitled to the best life has to offer – even if he has to live way beyond his means to acquire it. But there’s hope on the horizon. Dan has just stolen what’s sure to be an award-winning idea for a multimillion-dollar account. If he can keep the creditors at bay long enough, he’ll get the keys to the executive restroom and all his problems will be solved.
Unfortunately, that’s when his brother, a Catholic priest, shows up at Dan’s door in need of a loan to pay for some essential medical attention. Being both financially and morally challenged, Dan hands over his insurance card instead of his credit card. But it’s too late. After running up a bill for $300,000, Father Michael goes the way of all flesh.
Now Dan has a choice: go to prison for insurance fraud or take a vow of poverty and become a man of the cloth. Before he can say “God bless,” Dan finds himself pursued by a relentless insurance investigator, the psychopathic copywriter whose idea he stole, and a deadly killer from his brother’s mysterious past. And, as if that wasn’t enough, Dan finds himself falling in love with a gun-toting nun. Let us pray.
Praise for Bill Fitzhugh’s Books
‘A strange and deadly amalgam of screenwriter and comic novelist… in league with Carl Hiaasen and Elmore Leonard.’ New York Times Book Review
‘A rip-roaring farce of a thriller.’Mirror
‘Fitzhugh tightens his grip on a reputation for absurdist black comedy.’ Bookpage
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