Publication date: May 15, 2025
eBook ISBN: 9781788425384
Teachers vs Aliens vs the Kids! (ebook)
Teachers vs Aliens
eBook:
£3.99
ALIENS HAVE INVADED LITTLE OAK SCHOOL!
When a school assembly is interrupted by an ALIEN INVASION, bookworm Finley Swinnerton finds himself catapulted into an unlikely quest to save the planet, humanity and even Derek the school Guinea Pig!
Join Finley for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD adventure as he grapples with alien assassins, cowardly headmasters and intergalactic overlords in a tale of slime, grime and PE teachers past their prime.
Get ready for the cosmic clash of the century… It’s TEACHERS versus ALIENS… versus THE KIDS!
‘Hilarious, imaginative and uplifting. Absolutely brilliant! You won’t want to put it down. The funniest children’s book in the galaxy!’ Russell Howard
‘I knew Steve was a very funny stand up but it turns out he’s a very funny kids author too. And wonderful illustrations. Bravo!’ Lee Mack
‘Steve Williams oozes top drawer comedy brilliance. He makes me wish I could be a kid again, just to read this book. Child me would have adored it!’ Kerry Godliman
‘Warning: this book will cause uncontrollable giggling… Hilarious, packed with heart and impossible to put down, Teachers vs Aliens is laugh-out-loud reading for any kid who’s ever dreamed of saving the world before lunchtime, and for any grown-up who secretly wished their school days had been this exciting!’ Ian Moore, bestselling author of Death and Croissants
‘I laughed out loud multiple times while reading the book… I am highly recommending it to any parents of children who’ve struggled to find books they enjoy or can’t get into reading at all’ Molly Stubbs, Nation.Cymru
‘This out of this world adventure is as funny as you’d expect, but also exciting and even a little bit inspirational – if Finley can take on an alien horde, who’s to say what the rest of us can achieve too?’ Love Reading 4 Kids
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